You're about to get more than you bargained for as Dead Palette, Chelsea and Travis become the Sunshine Biscuit Division. They rise and shine the light of day on a lost scene of "Saved By The Bell" and a haunted copy of Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3
#177 - Softboy Soycast
#174 - Tales from the Abuse with ClericofMadness
An episode from our archives, considered for a new segment of the show but never followed through on... until now. David, Dead Palette and Allen are given several short stories by ClericofMadness from Creepypasta Wiki's Content Abuse Log: stories that are automatically blocked due to cliches, overused tropes and just plain clumsiness.
#173 - "Borrasca" Part 8
The band breaks up.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#172 - "Borrasca" Part 7
This is where the tables turn, and the gang faces down the divisive horror at the top of the conspiracy. Fair warning: this will no doubt be an upsetting and possibly stressful turn of events, so pay close attention to the disclaimer at the beginning.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#171 - "Borrasca" Part 6
While Sam and Kyle continue their search for Kimber, your hosts realize they might have hit the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of jokes, and Allen begins to see the pieces coming together.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#170 - "Borrasca" Part 5
Three typical, average hosts inside a haunted podcast. Just by chance, meet Gram-Gram to make them Borrasca. Um, all joking aside, things keep getting worse for the protagonists, and we're all along for the ride.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#169 - "Borrasca" Part 4
The plot thickens as our protagonists begin seriously trying to learn the truth behind Borrasca, and the effect it has on the town. Meanwhile, David, Dead Palette and Allen continue to be dummies, and Gram-Gram doesn't know when to quit.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#168 - "Standing Water"
While David and Kaela relocate due to water damage in their apartment, the Hyper-Realists step in to deal with some water damage of their own...
"Standing Water" is credited to Cosmo Fish. Read along here.
#167 - "Borrasca" Part 3
As they return to the chilling, sinister world of Borrasca after a fair absence, the guys approach with the usual care and gravitas you've come to expect from this podcast... Oh. And Gram-Gram does some more ludicrous stunts.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#166 - "Prey"
David and Dead Palette meet with half the cast of Rawdog Readings - Zath, HyperThermal and Beth - to imbibe another Patron's Poison of a eerie encounter on a dark mountain trail. Is the whole thing to be taken at face value, or does a joke observation by Dead Palette turn out to be the clumsy hidden subtext of the tale?
"Prey" is credited to John R. Read along here.
#164 - PAW Patrol Creepypasta Wiki
Allen is sick, putting Borrasca on hold for a little bit, so join David, Dead Palette, Kaela and Mike MacDee for a paw-fully good time diving into yet another weird little pocket of the internet. What will they find on a Creepypasta Wiki meant only for stories related to a kids show they've never seen?
"The Road To The End" is credited to SilverCestor789.
"Evil Patrol" is credited to Chase787.
#163 - "Borrasca" Part 2
The boys (and Gram-Gram) head back to the Ozarks to continue the winding tale. What even is "Borrasca," and why does the sound from the mountain herald catastrophe?
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#162 - "Borrasca" Part 1
After what feels like ages of hoping, David finally gets his wish as he, Dead Palette and Allen get started reading the novella-length C.K. Walker story, set in a small Ozarks town and through the eyes of a child, at least to start with. Will it prove to be all it's cracked up to be? And why did Dead Palette decide it was a good idea to invite Gram-Gram Palette along?
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#161 - "HD Death"
It's true when they say too much TV will kill you. Allen, Dead Palette, Eli and Kylie read a a story of a "hyper-realistic" surprise gone bad, with the occasional chime in of special guest Raptor Noises.
"HD Death" is credited to Umbrello.
#160 - Short and Shivery 23
Allen is David, Dead Palette is Abysmii, Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon/Animal Fact Files are themselves, and there might be a cameo by Prasakour as raptor noises in yet another ponderous edition of Short and Shivery.
"The Special Ingredient" is credited to sgy0003.
"Purgatory" is credited to Fluteheart.
#159 - "11 Miles"
David, Dead Palette and Allen would walk at least that far to get you another batch of RitualPasta. This time they take a little road trip down a spooky stretch of highway looking for their ultimate desire. Will they get their wish, or will the story leave them wishing they hadn't read it at all?
"11 Miles" is credited to Emerry.
#157 - Short and Shivery 22
Another one already? And it's another haunted gaming collection? What are these guys even thinking? It seems January 2018 is the month of the Cursed Cartridge, and this time the gang focuses on the Nintendo 64.
"1080 Snowboarding N64: The Dark Boarder" is credited to Incorrect3. Read along here.
"Glover Creepypasta" is credited to Nintendude. Read along here.
#156 - Short and Shivery 21
Dead Palette and Chelsea are back, and so is Short and Shivery in a short timespan. Ity's time for more haunted gaming, in this case Resident Evil 4 and Devil May Cry. Do we even need to ask at this point if these stories will be any good? Because we all know in our hearts how it's probably gonna go down...
"Resident Evil 4: One Chance Only" has no original credit; "Devil May Cry: Dante's Revenge" is credited to Dragonrights72.
#155 - "One Windy Night"
With class and sophistication your terrific trio kick of 2018 with all the professionalism you expect from Undercooked Analysis. Their story this time around features a frustrated writer that eats brown sugar and is paid a visit in his lonely cabin by something hideous. Will this story crawl into our hearts, or is it best to lock the doors and leave it outside?
"One Windy Night" is credited to Isaac Boissonneau (Hopefullygoodgramar). Read along here.