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A Message About the Future
Seid (from The Witching Hour) and David reveal plans for the future of UCA, Midnight Marinara, and other projects in development. More details about UCA in particular will be forthcoming.
#182 - "DoorlessChambers.com Forums"
It's been a long time coming, but Kaela assumes control again as she and Nick Barbera return to the mythos started in David's "Grad Night in the Haunted Mansion" and continued in "The Man with the Cane." What seems to be an innocuous archive of a Disney forum discussion may hide a deeper story, but is it worth digging through, or has David worn the idea into the ground? Do not pull down on the safety bar, please: we will lower it for you.
"DoorlessChambers.com Forums" was written by David King. Read along here.
#181 - Short and Shivery 24
It's the return of NoSleep Nonsense as Allen brings on Mike MacDee and Nick Nocturne for a rousing read of a faulty Alexa and a person with a talent that really sucks. How do these stories fair?
"My Amazon Alexa does more than just laugh" and "Why do all my lollipops moan when I put them in my mouth?" are both credited to iia.
#180 - Sunshine Biscuit Division
You're about to get more than you bargained for as Dead Palette, Chelsea and Travis become the Sunshine Biscuit Division. They rise and shine the light of day on a lost scene of "Saved By The Bell" and a haunted copy of Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3
#179 - "Tall, Thin and Faceless"
David has an in-person read with Ben Paddon for a story about the infamous Slenderman, police incompetence and apparent narcolepsy. Will this be a narrative reaffirming Slenderman's context as mysterious figure, or will it trip over its own tentacles?
Credited to HarbleMornets. Read along here.
Check out the Indiegogo campaign for Ben's "Typecast" webseries here.
#178 - Creepy Cooking Staff Pilot
Allen and Mike MacDee have a pitch for a new kind of show, wherein they craft a story based on audience-selected criteria: this time, it's a haunted cartridge story about a certain cyborg bee and must involve a dead family member, friend or lover.
#177 - Softboy Soycast
#176 - "Serious Inquiries Only, Please!
In this creepy-crawly episode, David reunites with returning guest Matt Holley to answer a very weird Craigslist ad. Will this narrative angle convince our hosts to commit, or will they be turned away by a shoddy product?
"Serious Inquiries Only, Please!" was written by Urkelbot666. Read along here.
Music credit: "Lost in the Lair of the Sea God" by Abysmii.
#175 - "Out in the Woods"
Meet the new hosts of UCA - Abysmii, Rose Shrimp, Beth and Morzathoth - as they hop from Rawdog Readings to begin their new career. Will their first story prove to be a welcome read or an abysmal slog?
"Out in the Woods" is attributed to prozac101. Read along here.
#174 - Tales from the Abuse with ClericofMadness
An episode from our archives, considered for a new segment of the show but never followed through on... until now. David, Dead Palette and Allen are given several short stories by ClericofMadness from Creepypasta Wiki's Content Abuse Log: stories that are automatically blocked due to cliches, overused tropes and just plain clumsiness.
#173 - "Borrasca" Part 8
The band breaks up.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#172 - "Borrasca" Part 7
This is where the tables turn, and the gang faces down the divisive horror at the top of the conspiracy. Fair warning: this will no doubt be an upsetting and possibly stressful turn of events, so pay close attention to the disclaimer at the beginning.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#171 - "Borrasca" Part 6
While Sam and Kyle continue their search for Kimber, your hosts realize they might have hit the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of jokes, and Allen begins to see the pieces coming together.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#170 - "Borrasca" Part 5
Three typical, average hosts inside a haunted podcast. Just by chance, meet Gram-Gram to make them Borrasca. Um, all joking aside, things keep getting worse for the protagonists, and we're all along for the ride.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#169 - "Borrasca" Part 4
The plot thickens as our protagonists begin seriously trying to learn the truth behind Borrasca, and the effect it has on the town. Meanwhile, David, Dead Palette and Allen continue to be dummies, and Gram-Gram doesn't know when to quit.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#168 - "Standing Water"
While David and Kaela relocate due to water damage in their apartment, the Hyper-Realists step in to deal with some water damage of their own...
"Standing Water" is credited to Cosmo Fish. Read along here.
#167 - "Borrasca" Part 3
As they return to the chilling, sinister world of Borrasca after a fair absence, the guys approach with the usual care and gravitas you've come to expect from this podcast... Oh. And Gram-Gram does some more ludicrous stunts.
"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
#166 - "Prey"
David and Dead Palette meet with half the cast of Rawdog Readings - Zath, HyperThermal and Beth - to imbibe another Patron's Poison of a eerie encounter on a dark mountain trail. Is the whole thing to be taken at face value, or does a joke observation by Dead Palette turn out to be the clumsy hidden subtext of the tale?
"Prey" is credited to John R. Read along here.
#165 - "A Tear in the Wallpaper"
David and Kaela kind of feel like it's the first episode all over again, except it's definitely not since they're not reading "Laughing Jack" but a story about wallpaper and obsession. No, not the Charlotte Perkins Gilman short story that's also about wallpaper and obsession. Just... Just give it a listen.
"A Tear in the Wallpaper" is credited to Umbrello. Rad along here.